I am the juicy, raunchy red-hearted schnapps. I am a delicious burst of cherry: plump, ripe and sweet. I am lush and saucy – a true tart! Chill me as a summer delicacy; sip me with dark chocolate. I am best served to share: a blushing nip for the wicked. Please keep me in a cool place. If I get too hot, I might not be as intensely fruity as I was when I was first bottled. Do drink me enthusiastically, but only in moderation (as I am a mischievous one).